I don't like talking about myself and now i feel obligated to say something charming or poetic. I will work on this. I am nothing if not dilligent. be patient... for now lets just say that Danamarie Hosler :
1.) was born in miami...hates miami
2.) loves cheese fries, pizza and cream of wheat.
3.) shares her life with a 9 pound miniature dachshund, a cat who chooses to live in the bathroom and a husband who shares her love of striped socks.
4.) prefers chocolate chip cookies to cake. yes, even on birthdays
5.) thinks monkeys are gross.
6.) knows explaining why monkeys are gross is pointless.
7.) hates being interuppted.
8.) was once chased by a cockroach who meant to kill her
9.) loves thrillers and alien related dramas
10.) graduated from Maryland Institute College of Art & never left.
11.) would rather type in lowercase.
12.) can't get enough of anything lime green (unless i have to dust it, in which case, you can keep it).
13.) has recently become obsessed with "six feet under".
14.) rarely gets out of bed on time & yet is rarely ever late.
15.) dreams of a house on the water, in maine, with a spiral staircase and a greenhouse...know of any?.
16.) is feeling very guilty about the diet she has put her cat on.
17.) would gladly do commercial endorsements for the following products: the swifer wet jet, victoria's brand marinara sauce, the apple ipod & her sister's chocolate chip cookies. oh, and baked doritos (how do they DO that!)
18.) will never be able to spell words like "receive", "anonymously" and "curriculum" without the aid of a thesaurus AND a dictionary.
19.) on the other hand, she has a remarkably odd capacity to remember words like: "segue", "vacuum"& "savvy". go figure.
20.) will someday own a pig named Ulysses and an australian shepherd named Jude.
21.) likes yoga and pilates dvds, but dislikes the music on yoga and pilates dvds.
22.) enjoys goats, sand pipers, pigeons & sparrows, oranges, and the words "might", "nugget" & "noodle"
23.)believes the 80's produced the best music and favors Glass Tiger's "don't forget me when i'm gone" above all else.
24.) would say butterfinger is the best candy bar and milky way the ickiest.
25.)has recently discovered that she does NOT like pita bread unless it's been toasted.
26.)has developed an aversion to hummus
27.) is self conscious regarding the number of food references in this bio.
28.)recommends that everyone buy the music of andrew bird, sarah harmer, aimee mann, they might be giants, rilo kiley, neko case, garrison starr and anything ben gibbard has ever been anywhere near
29.)has little else to say about herself, but dislikes ending on odd numbers.
30.) will probably have pizza for dinner tonight.

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